Always have hated November.

Damn month means that October is over. Means it gets nothing but colder from here on out. Means the trees are dying. My garden is empty. The grass is hard with frost. My windows need to be scrapped clean every morning. My car seat is cold. My plants' leaves are crispy. My wife is cold. My toes are cold. My nose is cold. My head is cold. My fingertips are fragile. My ears are red-hot. Children are in the park at night with no coats. No coats. In the park. At night.