Integers

Tonight, I helped my 13-year-old prepare for her end-of-the-year math test by doing far too many review problems. Good Lord, what am I getting myself into with having another baby? Before, during, and after integers, I read my nine-year-old 50 pages of "Matilda." After that it was on to help my significant other fill out online applications. Am I insane for adding another chick to the nest? How am I ever going to find enough worms to feed the birds? Speaking of birds, my 110-pound dog started the evening by terrorizing two sparrows in our backyard into such fear, I'm sure they'll never squawk again. Squawkless birds are a site no man should ever envision.